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Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« on: May 02, 2007, 12:57 PM »
I had a 10 page essay due today at 8:00 am which is worth 30% of final grade in my english class. Well my teacher is homo and collects assignments at the beginning of class at 8 o'clock, if you show up late 10 mintues and turn it in late, than he reduces the final grade by two letter grades or if you turn it in a class period late. So I was up till the wee morning hours till 5:00ish am, then I figured I would take a short nap, get some sleep.  Well of course my ass wakes up at 8:25am :banghead: I needed to do well on this essay too because I wasn't exactly doing great in english and you need a C to pass the class, but now with a grade reduction down to a C automatically I'm .

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2007, 01:03 PM »
i feel so sorry for you. really. that was totally and completely outside of your control. and your teacher is a douche for asking for it on time.

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2007, 01:04 PM »
I'm sorry Nick, at least you tried :-[

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2007, 01:09 PM »
Thanks guys :'( do I get a cookie.

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2007, 01:34 PM »
I found this funny. Can we move it to the Fun forum?
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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2007, 01:42 PM »
Now where did you find that qoute, or am I blind?

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2007, 02:13 PM »
I had a 10 page essay due today at 8:00 am which is worth 30% of final grade in my english class. Well my teacher is homo and collects assignments at the beginning of class at 8 o'clock, if you show up late 10 mintues and turn it in late, than he reduces the final grade by two letter grades or if you turn it in a class period late. So I was up till the wee morning hours till 5:00ish am, then I figured I would take a short nap, get some sleep.  Well of course my ass wakes up at 8:25am :banghead: I needed to do well on this essay too because I wasn't exactly doing great in english and you need a C to pass the class, but now with a grade reduction down to a C automatically I'm .

Ah jeez, I can't tell you how many times I've done the whole... "take a nap" thing.. I've learned that it's just best to stay up.. then leave immediatly after you've done whatever it is you needed to do and sleep.

For me it's basically impossible to wake up during the first 3-4 hours of sleep... you can put like 300 alarms next to me, ill sleep through all of them.

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2007, 05:20 PM »
i feel so sorry for you. really. that was totally and completely outside of your control. and your teacher is a douche for asking for it on time.
Completely outside his control my ass.  I highly doubt he was assigned a 10 page, 30% final grade paper the day before.
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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2007, 05:28 PM »
i feel so sorry for you. really. that was totally and completely outside of your control. and your teacher is a douche for asking for it on time.
Completely outside his control my ass.  I highly doubt he was assigned a 10 page, 30% final grade paper the day before.

He was being sarcastic.

But anyway, your fault for slacking on it.
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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2007, 05:51 PM »

Ah jeez, I can't tell you how many times I've done the whole... "take a nap" thing.. I've learned that it's just best to stay up.. then leave immediatly after you've done whatever it is you needed to do and sleep.

For me it's basically impossible to wake up during the first 3-4 hours of sleep... you can put like 300 alarms next to me, ill sleep through all of them.
yea no kidding LOL I'll stay up the whole time next time :p

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2007, 05:51 PM »
i feel so sorry for you. really. that was totally and completely outside of your control. and your teacher is a douche for asking for it on time.
Completely outside his control my ass.  I highly doubt he was assigned a 10 page, 30% final grade paper the day before.
yea i have a problem with procrastination

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Re: Feels like a wasp just stung my clit
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2007, 06:30 PM »
I always do that. Be like ok im going to stay up the whole night then at around 5 or 6am ill be like ok ima lay in bed just for a second. Next thing i know its 5 hours later and im like SOB!
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